Crustly Guarded Bread

I guess I’m supposed to go dancing this weekend maybe?

I guess it’s a thing?

I hear it’s TMI Tuesday. I have like four followers.

Ask me anything.

Yes, Anything.

Yes. Even that.

How I Felt The First Time I Learned About Wave/Particle Duality

How I Feel When A Girl Says She Likes Me

All animation credit goes to Lindsay Small and Alex Butera (Baman Piderman)

whyz iz therz nos ceiling catz?

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Rockstar Children

So, today I became internet friends with the son of the front man of the band Cheap Trick. How about that.

Internet Sex Education

Today I learned two things about sex I did not know:
1) Sex with a cheetah is like getting a million hand jobs.
2) All Wisconsin women have Eldrich vaginas, to weed out all but the strongest penises.

So, there you go. Food for thought.